| The unofficial page of do's and don'ts in Iceland | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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*) Do bring a GSM or you'll look like an alien *) Don't wear a wool sweater hoping you'll fit in, coz you won't. You'll look like an extra from a Heidi film. *) Do bring a nude photo of yourself masturbating to show around as art if you go to Kaffibarinn. *) Don't bring a What's On In Iceland book unless you want your teeth knocked out for being a tourist *) Do bring a LOT of money. Iceland's expensive so unless you want to end up bored and sober bring your wallet. *) Do not, under any circumstances, go clubbing in Kef if you're a foreigner. Well, do not, under any circumstances go clubbing in Keflav�k unless you're a Keflav�k native, on the football team, with a blonde girlfriend, parents on the council and so on and so on... *) Do ask why Iceland is so fucking cool and great. Us Icelanders love that. *) Do not ask how you can get to The Westman Islands to see Keiko. You'll get chopped up and fed to him. *) Do stay in H�tel Borg, service par exellance. Plus it's in Reykjav�k's city central (and right next to Damon Albarn's house) *) Do not ask where Damon hangs out, nobody, and I mean NOBODY likes Damon Albarn here anymore. Unless you want to get rapidly undressed, handcuffed to a lampost with a black leather mask over your face, while some big dude in his mom's clothes pours bernaise sauce over your butt and spanks you with a wet leather belt. *) Do follow the above rules. Thank you | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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